I like my jokes

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.