I like my jokes
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Community talk
This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more