I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.