I like my

I Like My Jokes

Woman

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

Coffee

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Woman

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

Wine

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.