I Like My Jokes

I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.

I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked

i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot

I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement

I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun

I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry

I like my women like my coffee- Ground up and frozen

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(

I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer

I like wine how I like my woman. 4 year old locked in a basement.

I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet

I like my covid like I like my women, 19 and easy to spread.

I like my girls like my file system...

FAT and 16.

I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box

I like my new e a tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a

I like my wife like I like my coffee. So sweet, it gives me headaches.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds they're not stepping into my room.