I Like My Jokes

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

I like wine how I like my woman. 4 year old locked in a basement.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

I like my covid like I like my women, 19 and easy to spread.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.

I like my new e a tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a

I like my wife like I like my coffee. So sweet, it gives me headaches.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.