I like my jokes

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.