I like my jokes

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

I like my clocks like I like people.

Under 12.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.