I like my

I like my jokes

Sandwich

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Men

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

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  • Coffee

    The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

    Black and bitter.

    Grape

    *bowl of dark grapes*

    Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

    Friend 2: Black? Good one.

    Friend 1: 21 at a time.

    Woman

    I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

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  • Uniform

    I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

    Woman

    I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

    Kid

    I like my kids like I like my lamps.

    Hung from the ceiling.

    Woman

    I like my women like I like my coffee.

    Without other people's dicks in it.

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  • Woman

    I like my women like I like my scotch:

    12 years old and mixed with coke.

    Man

    I like my men like I like my Alexa:

    By my bed and turned on.