I Like My Jokes

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.

*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀

I like my clocks like I like people

Under 12

I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead

I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.

Edible.

I like my women like my family, they’re related

I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.

i like my coffe like i like my wamem

big tits

i like my women like i like my steak... bloody

i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey. On the rocks