I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Hygiene Jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
My anus smells.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
