Hygiene

Hygiene Jokes

Fanny

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Hair

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Player

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Masturbation

Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”

The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”

Butt

How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

Cheetah

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

Hand

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.