Hygiene jokes
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
My ass itches.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.