Butt

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Ass

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

Woman

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Funeral

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"

Accident

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

Doctor

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

Rhyme

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Fish

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

President

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Dark Humor

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

Comedy

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.