i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
Whats the difference between a catuce and a school bus. On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq -not my joke
ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
i have a jock about paper its tearable
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
