Hows jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.