Hows jokes

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.