Howe jokes
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Memes
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!