Howe jokes
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.