Howe jokes
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Memes
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.