Howe jokes
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.