How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Howe Jokes
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
