Howe Jokes

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

How do you get away with murder?

How many baby's does it take to cover a brick wall?

Depends on how hard you throw it😆😂😁.

how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor

how do you make a ticho dance, you put i little boogy in it

how do you get ten babys in a bucket?

with a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling, How do you get the black kids down? You invite the Mexicans over.

Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!