Howe jokes
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Memes
Explain Bear i hate you
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!