Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
