Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Howe Jokes
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
