Howe jokes
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Memes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Hi, how are you doing?
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.