"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Howe Jokes
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
