Howe jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Memes
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How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...