Howe jokes
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Memes
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
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How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!