How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Howe Jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
