Howe jokes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Memes
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.