Howe jokes
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Memes
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.