Howe jokes
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Memes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!