Howe jokes
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Memes
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡