Howe jokes

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

How do you make orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap for their parents to come back.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

How do lions 🦁 like their steak?

"Roar!"

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.