Howe jokes
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."