Howe jokes
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Memes
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How's it going @#$!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.