Howe jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Memes
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How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.