Howe jokes
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Memes
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What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!