Howe jokes
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Memes
Work
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.