Howe jokes
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Memes
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.