Howe jokes
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Memes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!