Howe jokes
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Memes
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.