Howe jokes

How do you execute Stephen Hawking?

The electric wheelchair.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.