Howe jokes

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

How do emos fly? They hang themselves.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

How does cheese rat cheese?

It cheeses.