Howe jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.