Howe jokes
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.