How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Howe Jokes
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
