Howe jokes
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Memes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.