how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
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What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
