Howe jokes

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

How does a tree get online? They log in.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and sick his dick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my was kicked, let's be friends?

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