New Howe Jokes - Page 42 - Worst Jokes Ever

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

How did the blind boy's parents punish him?

Rearrange the furniture.

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten.

Man: Weeks? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.