How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso(t)
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
