Howe jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.