How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
