I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Fuck and sex are hot which is fire
One time in the butt. Two times, in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
what do you call a pig in the mud?
a ky hot brown
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
🌍:You're so hot! 🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other..I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus
omg hot
What is your summer name? Hot 🥵
Hot water look a**
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
Homie: let's meet ♥️
Skrr: it's 🔥🌭
Meaning- it's hot[🔥] dawg[🌭]
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
