A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
