Hooker memes

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”