Home Jokes

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.