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Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Orphan

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Grade

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Doctor

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Orphan

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Orphan

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

School

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Orphan

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Orphanage

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Orphan

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Height

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Orphanage

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.