Home jokes
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.