Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!