Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Home Jokes
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
