Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.