Home jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.