Home jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Memes
what your cat does when u aren´t home
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.