Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Should be good night and walk walk home.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!