An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why doesn't the orphans phone have a homepage being it doesn't have a home
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
