Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
