Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Toes for hoes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find hoe
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN
DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE
SON: OK WHATS A HOE
DAD: YOUR MUM
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
