why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
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What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
Toes for hoes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find hoe
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What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
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When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
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????: Omg my Blind Boyfriend cheated on me
Me: what did you expect him to see other hoes...
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How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
