Hoe jokes
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Too relatable
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Toes for hoes.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.