Hit

Hit Jokes

One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.

Man: how tall is a penguin?

Bartender: about three foot why?

Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one

Poor car

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her

I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it