Hit

Hit Jokes

Family

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Jail

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bar

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

Plane

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

Titanic

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Missile

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

Child

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

Sister

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Fly

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.