Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
History Jokes
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
9/11 Joke?
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
