Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
HI Jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
