Hey Patrick what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
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HEY KIDS ARE YOU READY FOR FAPTISIM
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Hey are you bored? kick an orphan, what are they going to do? tell there parents?
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.
if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"
My friend: Hey, why u always smiling? Me:Cuz life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
teacher" hey James this is the third time I asked you a question!" James'' but you told me not to answer you back!"
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean hey my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
