Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beatβ
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Foolsβ Day... because heβs a JOKE every day of the year
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you theyβll come get you.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
