Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Hes Jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
