Hes jokes
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!