A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Hes Jokes
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
