Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but heโs in denial.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
Heโs just Biden his time.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why canโt you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you canโt drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasnโt buried one
Whatโs the difference between Stephen hawking and a walk-in talkie
He canโt walkie or talkie
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
