My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Herring Jokes
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
