Herring jokes

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Her mom was in a jam.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."