Herring jokes
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Memes
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.