Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
