Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
yo mama so ugly her mirror broke.
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
Yo mama is so ugly, that her portraits hang themselves
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican? Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay
